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so i decided to be productive today and leave the house.  now i generally don't leave the house because a.) it costs money and b.) i'm cursed like damn Hurley on Lost.  you know.... 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

i get to whole foods and they're closed due to a power outage.  they tell me they'll be reopening in a couple of hours.  swell.  thanks for not having this power outage 2 hours ago so my $1.75 i just spent on the L won't go to waste.

i head to GNC for protein shake mix and they're out.  dudes, you're always out of shake mix except for effing strawberry and pina colada.  nasty sons.

i head back to the train dejected and end up just missing the northbound train.  yes, how convenient.

i sit down and praise the lord that i had the foresight to bring a pen to do my sudoku while waiting for the next train.  well how 'bout that...pen doesn't work. 

get on my train and decide that it would be best to stop at addison and pay a visit to the mechanic just so i can make the trip productive.  at this point i've spent $2.00 including my transfer.  mechanic says to come by tonight or tomorrow.  fine.  that went ok.

i'm starving by now (because i've only had a protein shake at this point, which led me to realize we were low on shake mix  >:-l ) so i stop to get a vitamin water and cliffbar not realizing that i was at the 7-11 right near wrigley field and it would cost me $4.00.  assholes.

whoops!  just missed the next northbound train to get home.  time to etch invisible lines in the newspaper because i have no ink.  don't worry though, i ended up fucking up the sudoku because i could barely read the numbers.  no big deal.